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PostSubject: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:53

# Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

# Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.

# Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can hold his breath for nine years.

# Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

# Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attack in the opposite direction.

# Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

# Chuck Norris can play this game blindfolded. In fact, he did.

# Chuck Norris can juggle with jeeps.

# If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you.

# Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

# Chuck Norris is the only man who has beaten the odds. Literally.

# Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

# When Chuck Norris falls in water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Waters gets Chuck Norris.

# In an average living room there are 1.242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

# Jack was nimble. Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# On Chuck Norris's phone, there are no loading times.

# A game containing all of Chuck Norrist's power would have had 3.800+ levels.

# Chuck Norris can play this game with no battery.

# Chuck Norris' roudhouse kick animation takes up most of the game's package.

# Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

# The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

# Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:01

apasih ni... :swt:
kok kalo di posting jadi gak lucu ya??? :lirik:
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:58

Galvin09 wrote:
apasih ni... :swt:
kok kalo di posting jadi gak lucu ya??? :lirik:

Because you don't understand Chuck Norris's awesomeness 8).

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:31

wkwkwkwk...
tetep ngakak nih ngeliat CN's fact..

toplah cn.. :hihi:
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:44

nambahin satu

Godzilla felt that he's invincible, before he met Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:55

Chuck Noris !!!
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Tolong buatin emo nya donk bagi yg baek :geleng:
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:56

Ada lagi...
Chuck Norris doesn't need bath. He's always clean :hammer:

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:15

nambah.. (ada yang dari web, ada yang dari otak)
In america, Chuck Norris finds you, but in Soviet Russia, you finds Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' average keystroke is 0/30 frames.
Chuck Norris can defeat E. D. Cierra, E. D. Lina and E. D. Serene in single stare. (CMIIW)
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Thu 16 Sep 2010, 00:39

Nambah:
chuck norris can solve rubik´s cube in one round kick
wkwkwk.. banyak yang ngefans.. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:30

nambah lagi..
In 18 golf holes, Chuck Norris can score 17 point.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris's fact   Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:51

From my brain.
Chuck Norris never seen in Chatbox cause he typing all your text that you typed from server to your monitor

Chuck Norris is Ralph ex-father from RMVX RTP

Chuck norris never leave the house. The house are leave him
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